Вот есть такие вещи, над которыми я вроде как уже посмеялась три тысячи раз и больше некуда казалось бы, но потом я случайно снова на них натыкаюсь и "nope, still funny".

AARON TVEIT
I MUST DIE WITH DIGNITY! REMEMBER IN THE STAGE PRODUCTION WHEN MY BODY WAS FLUNG OVER THE EDGE OF THE BARRICADE?

FRENCH ARMY
Um.

AARON TVEIT
I MUST RE-CREATE THAT HIGHLY DRAMATIC ICONIC TABLEAU IN THIS FILM AS WELL!

FRENCH ARMY
All right, let's go with this.

I AM STEPPING BACKWARD!AARON TVEIT
I AM STEPPING BACKWARD!

FRENCH ARMY
Sure...

AARON TVEIT
I AM STEPPING BACKWARDS EVEN MORE!

FRENCH ARMY
Keep going...

AARON TVEIT
I AM NOW GOING TO FA--

FRENCH ARMY
No you have a few more feet to go.

AARON TVEIT
RIGHT THEN! NOW I'M STEPPING BACK AGAIN!

FRENCH ARMY
Aim left a bit.

AARON TVEIT
AM I THERE YET?

FRENCH ARMY
Yeah.

AARON TVEIT
OK, I'M GOING TO FALL NOW!.... I'M DYING! I'M DEAD!

Aaron Tveit falls splayed over the edge of the second-story apartment window.

AARON TVEIT
THIS IS A VERY DRAMATIC DEATH! VERY VERY VERY VERY DRAMATIC!

FRENCH ARMY
Yeah not so much.